I know how much you hate corny-ass-awwnessy bizznazz…but in all seriousness…when you’re gone:
Who else am I supposed to spend four hours on a Wednesday night recording rap videos with (and who else EVEN WOULD)?
Who else is going to BBM me “OTW,” so that I can leave the house?
Who else am I going to have massive pop culture/fashion week/life philosophies rants with?
Who else is going to give me advice that is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of what everyone else says?
Who else is going to obsess with me about WordPress Site Stats?
Who else is going to flatter me by sending me cover letters to proofread/text messages to preview?
Who else is going to always tell me regardless of the circumstances, “Go for it man!”
Who else that’s a guy is gonna…even call me man.
You’re the brother I never had…please don’t go.